morndas:

hawkenchilada:

dragon age: there isn’t enough cheese to satisfy me

dragon age: my mom wants to possess me gotta get knocked up

dragon age: the maker told me to

dragon age: pashaara

dragon age: i think i should consider a new line of work

dragon age: im too fuckin old for this

dragon age: my wife was a lesbian pass the ale

dragon age: please can it get rid of these birds

dragon age: master maSTeR mMATSter

my wife was a lesbian pass the ale

(via ienjoyfollowingyou)

flattemberthefourth:

and people who use hashtags on facebook without irony are worse than hitler

bepeu:

no one has a crush on me. i am too strong to be crushed

(via game-of-turian-dicks)